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New Moon Review: It Sucked

I’m man enough to admit I went to see New Moon (with my wife).  The movie sucked.  That’s about as easy a review as I’ll write.  Not only does the acting absolutely stink, there are many, many plot holes (yes, I know it’s a trilogy, but still), and the direction was awful.  Too many awkward moments of silence, slow direction, character inconsistencies, and it was two hours too long.  I’ll admit Twilight wasn’t that bad, but this one should be avoided at all costs.  The love story is over the top.  You don’t have to read the book to know which love story I’m talking about.  Robert Pattinson is a pansy, Kristen Stewart is ignorant in her role, and the the main wolf guy needs to go back to acting class.  This movie is definitely geared for those that are 11-13.  The pre-teens looking for love and don’t really care about much else. This movie very well could hurt sales for the book.  No one should be subjected to this garbage.  I’m not ashamed to say this movie was terrible.  I’m ashamed because I spent 9 bucks on it.  On a good note…wait, there wasn’t one.  Typically I will try to focus on a redeeming aspect of the movie, but I honestly can’t come up with one.  At least we can look forward to Ninja Assassin on Wednesday.

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  1. Mikey’s Evil Site » Blog Archive » New Moon Reviews Scott Mendelson Hollywood Insiders on November 23rd, 2009 8:07 pm

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