Nut Shell Halloween II Review
First, I want to say thanks to the people who sent me a private message to get better. I am getting a little better, but not by much. Still recovering, but I think I’ll be 100 percent soon. Now, to my review of Halloween II. This movie stunk. If anyone could have desecrated John Carpenter’s masterpiece, you would think it would’ve been Uwe Boll. Nope. Rob Zombie takes the cake and then some. The movie had no sense and there were loopholes so big you could drive a truck through them (sounds cliche, but the movie had LOTS of them). Rob Zombie’s Halloween retelling was actually decent, prompting me to see the second one. By the end of the movie, you hoped everyone would die, especially Malcolm McDowell’s character. Also, what was deal with the nudity? There’s a place for it, but in this movie, I think Zombie just wanted to see naked women. It made no sense. The story arc was unbelievably naive and the plot does not fit into Zombie’s own universe of the movie. This movie should be avoided at all costs. Is it worth a dollar movie? No. Red Box? No. On television when it’s free? Maybe. My biggest regret was paying for this movie. On a scale of 1-10? 2.